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Sunday, May 24, 2026
Obex
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Conor (Albert Birney, who also writes and directs) lives as a shut-in in a small Baltimore house with his dog Sandy (Dorothy), where he run...
Friday, May 15, 2026
Faces of Death (2026)
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I don't often bail out of movies mid-way, but there's a scene towards the back half of Faces of Death where I realized life's ...
Friday, September 26, 2025
Ick
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Oof, this one is bad. Directed by Joseph Kahn, who seems to only have gotten worse since directing the ridiculous Torque back in 2004*, Ick...
Sunday, August 31, 2025
Mandy
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This. This is the perfect doom metal movie. No notes, other than it's essential. Ok, some other notes: Mandy is a drug-soaked tribute ...
Rumours
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There's a tiny subgenre of action that pits world leaders (well, ok, usually the US president) against terrorists or some other threat....
Saturday, August 30, 2025
War of the Wizards
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War of the Wizards, renamed as The Phoenix when released in the outside of Asia a few years later to cash in on Clash of the Titans' su...
Monday, August 25, 2025
Tremors 3: Return to Perfection
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The Tremors movies were always low-budget, but this second sequel was the first one to go straight to video (Aftershocks was intended to be...
Saturday, August 23, 2025
Hell Baby
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Fucking godawful. A ton of comedy talent (Keegan Michael Key! Kumail Nanjiani! Rob Corddry! Plus a ton of members of comedy groups The Sta...
Things Will Be Different
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Siblings Joseph (Adam David Thompson) and Sidney (Riley Dandy) abscond to a safehouse after stealing some money. It's a particularly sa...
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