From there the mystery starts being unraveled, one revelation at a time. It turns out Colter is being sent back in time to the train by a shady army outfit to discover who set the bomb; Over and over and over again, reliving those final eight minutes, doing different things until he manages to figure out who it was. And while he's at it, he also needs to figure out what's up with his situation.
Sunday, January 29, 2023
Source Code
From there the mystery starts being unraveled, one revelation at a time. It turns out Colter is being sent back in time to the train by a shady army outfit to discover who set the bomb; Over and over and over again, reliving those final eight minutes, doing different things until he manages to figure out who it was. And while he's at it, he also needs to figure out what's up with his situation.
Tuesday, January 17, 2023
M3gan
The name stands for 'Model 3 Generative Android'. Which is cute until you wonder what happened with the previous two models - did they call them Mwangan and Emtwogan? Also, generative? That's the sort of crap a marketing department would come up with, but the name comes from M3gan's creator, Gemma (Allison Williams) - a supposedly brilliant techie. Tsk tsk.
M3gan is a very dumb but fun techno-thriller written by the same people behind the stellar Malignant (the gold standard for modern dumb fun scary movies) and directed by Gerard Johnstone, who did the also pretty good Housebound. It's got some satirical elements, some heightened character stuff and quite a few jokes, but somewhat surprisingly it's mostly played straight.
Gemma works for Funki, a Seattle-based company that seems to mostly make robot toys. Bored of working on the company's biggest hit (a high tech Furby knock-off; they're a little more intelligent, and a lot more asshole), she's been working behind her boss's back on the titular M3gan, a four-foot tall humanoid robot with an embedded A.I.
In an unrelated development, her young niece Cady (Violet McGraw) is orphaned in an ironic traffic accident, and Gemma is named her custodian. It's good that they explain that Gemma made a promise to Cady's mom to take care of her should anything happen because otherwise it'd make no sense at all; Gemma has no maternal instincts whatsoever, is uncomfortable around children, and would clearly rather not be a surrogate parent. Her lack of a clue on how to deal with Cady is mostly played for laughs (if nothing else, it's an excuse for the most passive-aggressive unboxing ever)
So she gets the brilliant idea to give the prototype AI toy to Cady and let her bond with it. She clearly has never watched or read any sci-fi.
Doing her best to earn a spot in the Blumhouse intro. |
M3gan and Cady get on famously - enough that just seeing them together prompts Gemma's boss to do an about face Re:M3gan and promote it instantly to the company's biggest project after a demonstration to the shareholders goes down very well.
But Gemma's starting to have second thoughts as M3gan starts showing some troublesome behaviours: subtly subverting Gemma's authority over Cady, downloading material even when it falls outside of her allotted actions, turning on when she should be off, killing the neighbour's dog, making her system files unavailable, killing the neighbour... You know, little things, but they add up.
So in the eve of M3gan's public reveal, Gemma decides to pull the plug on the little psycho doll and go home to finally have a heart-to-heart and connect with her niece. Meanwhile, at the office, M3gan does what rogue AIs do best: escaping destruction, engaging in fun but unnecessary carnage, and tracking down the protagonists for a very crowd-pleasing final confrontation.
Because it's a Blumhouse/Universal production, it's got a bit better production than you'd expect from a solo Blumhouse outing, with lots of extras, locations, and some pretty impressive effects for M3gan (there are a whole lot of puppeteers listed on the credits, kudos to them.) It's a PG13 movie, so don't expect much in the way of bloodshed, but it fits well with the movie's genre and unexpected restraint.
It gets a lot of mileage from the toy's uncanny valley mannerisms and inscrutability, as expected, and some unexpected weird touches (including that dance scene spoiled in the trailers; It would have been much more effective without seeing that bit coming, but hey, guess it makes sense from a marketing point of view.) The script does try to raise some points - I liked how it compares Gemma's lack of parenting instincts to just dumping the AI on the doll and hoping it'll work things out on its own - but it's mostly a sub-Crichton screenplay that hits all the usual technophobic points and threads them into an entertaining yarn.
Even at a lean hundred minutes it feels a little bit undernourished, padded out by a particularly dumb industrial espionage subplot that could be cut out and no one would miss it (its only justification is that it increases the body count, and dat dance scene.) Still, it does what it sets out to do while always keeps a sense of humor about itself. It may not have Malignant's batshit crazy mojo, but that's a rare, precious thing; let's not hold it against poor M3gan.
Expect a lot of M3gans next Halloween... |
Ending spoilers - The rock'em'sock'em robots sequence was superb, but I really expected Gemma to remember that first, disastrous presentation and remove the flux capacitor or whatever it was that made M2gan's head explode. A screwdriver to the CPU is fine (and it was foreshadowed when Gemma pointed it out to Cady on Bruce, which is a nice touch) but a tad unimaginative.
Saturday, January 14, 2023
Bones and All
Saturday, January 07, 2023
Strange World
Monday, January 02, 2023
Kate
Kate's another John Wickalike movie from Netflix - they promote it as "'John Wick' meets 'Crank'"; "'John Wick' meets 'The Professional'" would be much more accurate, but they already used that for Polar. This one is actually produced by EightySeven North, the House that John Wick's money built, so you know that at least the action is going to be good.
The titular Kate (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) is yet another ridiculously proficient assassin in yet another shady underworld outfit that needs full time assassins in their roster. She was taken at a young age and moulded into a killer by her handler, Varrick (Woody Harrelson), whom according to the rules of this sort of thing is either going to betray her or die heroically trying to save her from whatever conspiracy targets her.
After something goes wrong on a job against the Yakuza in Osaka (the target's daughter is at the assassination site) Kate is left visibly shaken, and decides to retire. She promises Varrick that she will complete what they came to do in Japan, but after that, she's out.
Does any last job ever go smoothly? As she's about to kill her final victim, Kate feels violently ill and botches it. This leads to a good running gun battle that transitions to a cool (and pretty artificial-looking) car chase, which ends badly.
When she wakes up in the hospital a doctor soberly informs her that she's been poisoned with a radioactive agent - Polonium-204, and she only has twenty-four hours to live (that's six less poloniums than what the Russians used to kill Alexander Litvenko; in this case, though, it sounds like bad news).
Kate stocks up on five stim-filled autoinjectors, and decides to go after the Yakuza kingpin she was after originally, who seems the most likely culprit.
I liked the use of the autoinjectors throughout the movie; they end up being a sort of countdown clock.
On a completely unrelated note, they could have called this movie Atomic Noirette, and it would be pretty accurate.
As she tears through Tokyo's criminal underworld, it soon becomes clear that the only person who can lead her to her target is the crime lord's niece Ani (Miku Martineau)... the girl whose father Kate killed in front of her. With time and options running out, Kate kidnaps the girl, and things get a little complicated in mostly predictable ways.
For one, there's internecine trouble within the yakuza, which means that Ani immediately becomes a target for Kate to protect. And then there's the fact that Katie killed Ani's father, and that's gonna come out at some point. I can't say anything there are any major surprises as the film barrels on to its conclusion, but for the most part it's solid. It doesn't embarrass itself.
Helmed by visual effects guy turned director Cedric Nicolas-Troyan (he's only directed this and the second The Huntsman movie), the action is, well, pretty good. It's not up to the studio's best efforts but it's bloody, dynamic, varied, and full of cool moves and little moments; Because of the Japanese setting, there's some nods to samurai movies and pop culture. There's a really cool variation of one of those bits where the killer seems to disappear but is wedged above the people searching for her; A great gun and knife battle with lots of horizontal panning and blood splattering paper walls, good stuff.
It looks pretty stylish, in what can probably be called the EightySevenNorth house style by now - you know, a lot of nighttime, neon-drenched streets and stylized graphic violence. This one's a bit more naturalistic, despite taking advantage of the setting's animated billboards and cheesy J-pop soundtrack.
Winstead's already proved she can do action, and does great here. Kate makes for a really compelling protagonist, enough to make it credible that Ani very quickly goes from being terrified of her kidnapper to thinking she's the coolest thing in the world. She gets as good as she gives, as well, especially as her health deteriorates; normally action movies use kid gloves with female fighters or cop out with acrobatics, but no such concessions here; she's brutally manhandled by stronger and bigger opponents, and it makes the fights that much more realistic and interesting (this was also one of the few good points in this... sorry, last year's otherwise disappointing The Princess.)
The script... is ok. It strings together the action sequences nicely and has plenty of good moments, but has a little trouble dealing with the central relationship between Kate and Ani; by the end how Ani is feeling towards Kate seems really arbitrary. It's like some vital character moments were cut out throughout.
More than anything else, this is Mary Elizabeth Winstead's movie to carry, and, like Mads Mikkelsen in Polar, that other Netflix John-Wickalike, carry it she does. Kate doesn't take a lot of risks, and isn't free of issues, but it's a slick, great action vehicle for a relatable and utterly badass protagonist. There's way worse ways to spend a couple of hours.
P.S: I'm not watching that Netflix Bullet Milkshake movie or whatever is called. I have my limits.